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This year's Best Headlines 2 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 3  
These are old -- not from this year, that's for sure -- but fiunny nonetheless...

    Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    War Dims Hope for Peace
    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
    Cold Wave _link_ed to Temperatures
    Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors


And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

What I love is that the 7 foot doctors wouldn't be funny if we had any grasp of how the hyphen should be used. If we did, we'd know that the headline wasn't referring to podiatrists and not tall M.D.s

"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks" just cracks me up, too.
 
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So Old! 2 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 0  
Those are so old! These are, too, but carry on the theme.

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