These are old -- not from this year, that's for sure -- but fiunny nonetheless...
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
Cold Wave _link_ed to Temperatures
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds DeadWhat I love is that the 7 foot doctors wouldn't be funny if we had any grasp of how the hyphen should be used. If we did, we'd know that the headline wasn't referring to podiatrists and not tall M.D.s
"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks" just cracks me up, too.
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These are, too, but carry on the theme. 
